Thursday, January 1, 2009
SOMETIMES I WISH I WERE A HOT GUY
The next time you guys are gonna tell your girlfriend off when she's having a bad day, please remember that you don't have to:
1)give birth
2)go through periods
(hooray for no blood!)
3)go through premenstrual cramps
(yes, the cramps hurt fucking bad.)
3)wax ur pits, jungle
(this hurts too)
4)pluck your damn brows
(and this too)
5)spend an hour wearing makeup
(so ppl won't go,''hey! your zit is soooooooooo huge. fuck you!)
6)go through periods
(hooray for no blood!)
7)Get a rash beacuse your thongs are too tight
(let's face it, thongs are sexier than granny panties)
8)run around with boobies
(need i say it?)
9)wear heels
(this hurts too)
10)wear a damn bra
(given a choice, i wouldn't want too, but given the fact that my boob would sag or bounce, i give in)
11)give birth
(OOOOUUUUUCCCCCHHH)
and why are we the 'weaker sex' again when we have to go through all this pain?
