1) i LOVE hindustan movies

2) i tend to be attracted to guys not based on their looks, but their shoes/feet and laughter

(guys in hot branded shoes turn me on)

3) i HATE guys with long toenails

(the biggest turn off in a guy)

4) When i was young, i wanted to be a postwoman because i thought they were cool

5) I fart in public

(quietly;shut up mabel..u farted in the toilet, i heard)

6) I like to fantasise being a married woman

(no, not dirty thoughts, u dirty lttle fellas)

7) i love to swear

(fuck has got to be my most favourite word)

8) I used to be a tomboy

(with very very very effing short hair)

9) i adore boys who play soccer, coz they're so effing hot

(but, a guy whom plays too much soccer is just darn annoying)

10) i wish i had a million dollars

(things i would buy would include: lv bag, chanel bag, salvatore ferragamo pumps, cartier watch, do my fugly teeth......the list goes on)

11) the reason why i don't smile or cover my mouth when i'm laughing is because i hate my teeth

(yes, the secret's out)

12) I AM FAT- see pic below

(whether u believe it or not, its true...)

ok, seriously, i don;t know why i post this up, but laugh all you want. i love my tummy. its hot

12) I would MARRY a guy whom loves hindi movies as much as i do

(its sad that when i did have a boyfriend, he didn't want to accompany me =( NOT REFERRING TO ANYONE SPECIFIC)

13)I can stare at the mirror looking at myself for 15 mins staright listing all the things i find good/bad about myself

14) Because of no. 13, people say i'm a bimbo, and something new...DUMB BLONDE

(for goodness sake, im not even blonde, sana)

15) i want to pierce my tongue

( but the thought of pain and parents distracted me)

16) im writing all this about muyslf because i am bored.

ok,Bye bitch